I Love Me a Hot Mess

Guess who’s back.. maybe

Oh honey! Now it’s been just far too long since I have blogged about anything. Let me explain kids: I have been so fuck-trucking busy that I haven’t had a time to even take a shit let alone blog. So, you want updates? Of course you do.

1. School is almost over and I’m ever so happy. I have a week left and honestly, this blog post is nothing more than a way for me to avoid my homework.

2. Still single. I fear I always will be.

3. Getting more fit and I love it. It’s so nice to look in the mirror and not see a whale. Now I just see a manatee.. small steps, right? Small being the operative word.

4. I still hate my job. If only they didn’t pay me so well. Please bless.

5. I don’t know what else to write as an update.. honestly im not that interesting but you already knew that.
Anywho, I’m back to blogging for the moment. Those who know me understand I have the attention span of a fruit fly (drosophila melanogaster to be precise). I’m coming at this a little differently this time around. I’m going to try not to be so bitchy and negative… now I understand that will that I will see a significant reduction in viewers but let us be honest… I’m a miserable cunt.

Who’s excited to see me back?

Loves it

Aaron